The Sopranos (TV Series)

The Happy Wanderer (2000)

John Ventimiglia: Artie Bucco

Quotes 

• David Scatino : [while in the bathroom]  hey, buddy

  Tony Soprano : I saw your wife out there alone, I figured you were out at the trotters

  David Scatino : Not tonight, I had a customer, I couldn't "shake". The guy spends half an hour deciding between a twenty dollar soccer ball and a twenty two dollar soccer ball. So who do you like?

  Tony Soprano : I don't know, I think that guy from Bowdoin seems to make sense, I guess?

  David Scatino : No, I meant on the game tonight

  Artie Bucco : [after entering the bathroom, jokingly]  you guys want to be alone?

  David Scatino : [to Artie]  I saw the refreshment table out there, I knew you'd be lurking around here somewhere

  Artie Bucco : I don't know how I always get "roped" into this shit

  Tony Soprano : Charmaine's no fool

  Tony Soprano : [Referring to one of Artie's pastries]  she knows one of your Sfogliatella in the right mouth and your daughter can go to any school she wants

  Artie Bucco : So far the janitor's the only one going near them

  Tony Soprano : [Jokingly]  that's a nice career path for a young lady