- Kimberlee Clark: Oh, mom, now would you like to go see headquarters?
- Marcia Clark: So this is what I sent you to college for, to be a... a lifeguard?
- Kimberlee Clark: I save lives.
- Marcia Clark: So does a seat belt.
- Notch Johnson: You must be Mrs. Clark.
- Marcia Clark: Call me Marcia. Marcia Clark.
- Notch Johnson: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. I must compliment you on the wonderful daughter you squeezed out of your once-fertile loins.
- Kimberlee Clark: [cat-fighting with her mother, they accidentally rip Notch's clothes off] Notch, you're wearing a girdle and panties?
- Notch Johnson: It's not a girdle! It's a back brace. And as far as the panties, I just really like the way they feel. They lift and separate. But you know what? If my silky undergarments got you two to stop fighting, then doggone it, it was worth it. Now, you two need to re-adjust your attitude, and I need to re-adjust my panties.