- Porcelain Bidet: Snuggles and I are applying for membership to the exclusive South Malibu Adjacent Country Club, so would you say I'm mayflower wite, lily white, or ivory white?
- Jamaica St. Croix: Maybe I should join that club now that Mama Okrah gave me some of her jing.
- Porcelain Bidet: And which shade of white are you?
- Jamaica St. Croix: Uh, Barry White?
- Porcelain Bidet: Anyways, I've gotta get ready for the New Member Dance on Saturday night. You know, Kimberlee, the night you stay home and sob?
- Kimberlee Clark: Well, have a good time, and I hope you die soon.
- Bull Cracker: Well, what a lovely evening for a moonlight stroll.
- Notch Johnson: Sure is. Have a nice walk.
- Bull Cracker: You're coming, too, you idiot.
- Chip Rommel: Come on, sis. Give your little brother a big smooch.
- B.J. Cummings: Okay. But no tongue.
- Jordan: No tongue?
- Vernon: What kind of brother and sister don't like no tongue?
- Chip Rommel: B.J., you dumbkoff, you blew our cover.
- B.J. Cummings: Chip, I've blown a lot of things, but never a cover.
- Kimberlee Clark: [Porcelain and Pussy save the others from Bull] Porcelain, isn't this a little out of character for you?
- Porcelain Bidet: Don't get used to it. It was mostly her idea, anyways. Believe it or not, I really like Pussy.
- Bull Cracker: Would you do me...
- Porcelain Bidet: Yes.
- Bull Cracker: ...the honor of dancing with me?
- Porcelain Bidet: Oh, sure. That, too.
- Bull Cracker: You know Notch Johnson?
- Porcelain Bidet: That tall man with the overbite and the weasel on his head?
- Porcelain Bidet: All my life I've dreamt of belonging to a country club where rich people drink fancy cocktails, play golf, and cheat on their spouses.