Son of the Beach (TV Series)
Godfather Knows Best (2002)
Maureen McCormick: Mrs. Strawther
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Quotes
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Mrs. Strawther : Rumor has it that you have some really juicy dirt to lay on us.
Porcelain Bidet : Praise the Lord, I sure do! I was recently stunned to find out that a colleague of mine is pregnant. But get this: she's carrying the baby out of wedlock. And she doesn't even know who the father is.
B.J. Cummings : [watching on TV] I wonder who she's talking about.
Porcelain Bidet : It's you, B.J. Watch.
Mrs. Strawther : Heavens to Pat Robertson! What is this heathen hussy's name?
Porcelain Bidet : [holding up a photograph] Her name is B.J. Cummings.
B.J. Cummings : Oh, my god! Look how thin I was! I was hot!