- Chloe Sullivan: [narrating] I got in on the ground floor of my dream. Ok, so it's actually the basement but it's the Daily Planet. The paper and record for kings, presidents, and prime ministers not to mention future super heros. The way I look at it, I had no place to go but up, up, and away.
- Lex Luthor: Interesting lecture you've been giving, professor.
- Professor Milton Fine: I hope you've been taking notes.
- Lex Luthor: Oh, just the highlights. You've been painting me as the poster child for corporate villainy. Some of the things you say come dangerously close to libel.
- Professor Milton Fine: It's only libel if it isn't true.
- Chloe Sullivan: [on the phone with Clark] I don't know what's going on with Lana. But I went over to the sorority house today to say hi, and one of the pretty plastic people told me she was still asleep. At 3:00 in the afternoon.
- Clark Kent: Yeah, I tried calling her, too, but she won't pick up. Maybe she needs a little space.
- Chloe Sullivan: Or some serious deprogramming.
- Clark Kent: What do you mean?
- Chloe Sullivan: Well, I'm pulling up some information for a story I'm working on, and I think there's a lot more going on at that house than just pedicures and pillow fights. I think you'd better get over here...
- Clark Kent: [super-speeding into the room] Hey.
- Chloe Sullivan: [taken aback] Clark...
- Clark Kent: What do you got?
- Chloe Sullivan: Besides a heart attack?
- Buffy Sanders: Oh. Didn't we tell you? You get to live forever.
- [now baring vampire fangs]
- Lana Lang: Cool.