- Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: I've never been banished before. Except for that time in Abilene. Cowboys just didn't get Motown.
- Jacob: You'll have to teach her our ways, Jenny, if she wants to stay alive.
- Wade Welles: I already know you're ways. And I'm not sure they're worth living under.
- Jenny Michener: But you do hear me, Jacob, I know you do. My father can deny our marriage but he can't deny our love. My heart is yours forever; please, we can have this one moment. Let's not live our lives always wondering what might have been.
- Wade Welles: I told you we'd never finish the run before the timer hit zero.
- Quinn Mallory: So much for makin' a quick ten grand.
- Prof. Maximilian Arturo: It's probably just as well. The way Mr. Brown was driving, Ah, we'd all have died and then disqualified.
- Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: Oh, yeah, well, who kept yelling in my ear "Faster, faster"?
- Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: When I said I wanted to land on some sand in the next world, I didn't mean a desert.