- Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: Isn't it a little quiet on this world?
- Wade Welles: A little quiet? Since when are you the master of understatement?
- French Waiter: [to Maximillian] Enjoy your meal, English? It must be wonderful to have some real food, not that crappy fish and chip.
- [laughs]
- French Waiter: [to Maximillian] Enjoy your meal, English? It must be wonderful to have some real food, not that crappy fish and chip.
- [laughs]
- Quinn Mallory: I'm impressed, Professor. No matter how much that guy taunts you, you just turn the other cheek.
- Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Patience, Mr. Mallory. Just wait til he sees his tip.
- [Others laugh]
- Wade Welles: Cheer up, Professor, it was only a watch.
- Quinn Mallory: Only a watch? That timepiece was probably worth more than the gross national product of Paraguay. Nasty French planet. Filled with shifty, back-stabbing, croissant-sniffing nitwits.
- Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown: [laughs] Come on, Professor, you're killing us!
- Wade Welles: [laughs] Yeah, maybe you should have saved some of those insults for the waiter.
- Quinn Mallory: What, that frog eating mendicant? I wouldn't waste good material on him.