The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)

The E.S.P. Spy (1975)

Lee Majors: Col. Steve Austin

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Quotes 

• Col. Steve Austin : Are you kidding?

  Harry Green : Do I look like I'm kidding? Do I usually call you from a phone booth and tell you to meet me in an all night garage in Washington?

  Col. Steve Austin : Harry, you pulled more practical jokes on the guys in Oscar's office than anyone I know.

  Harry Green : [notices two men running towards them]  The joke's over.

• Oscar Goldman : I don't believe in mindreading, I never have.

  Col. Steve Austin : Oscar, E.S.P. is not mindreading.

  Oscar Goldman : What is it, then?

  Col. Steve Austin : Well, mindreading is something a greasy haired guy with a worn out tuxedo does at the county fair. E.S.P. is different.

  Oscar Goldman : It isn't to me.

  Col. Steve Austin : I don't understand you, Oscar, you're in charge of some of the most far out scientific projects this country's got going. But when it comes to E.S.P. you're head's back in the dark ages.

• Col. Steve Austin : [picks up carphone]  Yeah?

  Oscar Goldman : [in his office, on other line]  Say, you're really in a foul mood.

  Col. Steve Austin : Well, this morning three bums dressed like surfers tried to beat my brains out.

• Audrey Moss : When are you gonna tell me how you threw that guy so far?

  Col. Steve Austin : When you're old enough.

  Audrey Moss : You're a rat.

  [pause] 

  Audrey Moss : I'm old enough to know what bionic means...

  Col. Steve Austin : Audrey, stop messing around in my mind.

• Col. Steve Austin : Audrey, stop messing around in my mind.

• Col. Steve Austin : Not too big in the brain department, are you George?

  Dr. Randolph : Fortunately, that's my department.

• Col. Steve Austin : Now come on, try it.

  Audrey Moss : There's no one like me in the whole world. I like myself. I'm a worthwhile person.

  Col. Steve Austin : Louder.

  Audrey Moss : I'm a worthwhile person and I like myself!

  Col. Steve Austin : With feeling!

  Col. Steve Austin : [she gigles]  Come on.

  Audrey Moss : There's no one like me in the whole world. I like myself and I'm a worthwhile person. That's what I am, a worthwhile person, ok?

  Col. Steve Austin : [he laughs]  I think you got it.