The Simpsons (TV Series)
Mother Simpson (1995)
Hank Azaria: Carl, Electrician, Chief Wiggum, Cab Driver
Quotes
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Chief Wiggum : [reading a tombstone, talks into his "radio"] Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.
Joe Friday : That's Homer J Simpson, chief. You're reading it upside down.
Chief Wiggum : Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
Joe Friday : Uh, chief, you're talking into your wallet.
[Chief Wiggum's wallet flips open]
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Lenny : [Lenny and Carl watch appears to be Homer go over the falls when "Homer" snags a tree branch] Oh good! He snagged that tree branch!
Carl : Oh no!
[the branch breaks]
Carl : The branch broke off!
Lenny : Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl : Oh NO! Them rocks broke his arms and LEGS!
[said rocks break the fake Homer's arms and legs, then beavers swim in]
Lenny : Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
[the beavers bite into the fake Homer instead]
Carl : Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his PANTS!
Waylon Smithers : Good Lord... he'll be sucked into the turbine!
[the Fake Homer spins until it is sucked in and cut up]
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Marge : [because of a prank, the town residents all think Homer has died] A tombstone?
Patty Bouvier : It came with the burial plot. But that's not important. The important thing is Homer's dead.
Selma Bouvier : We've been saving for this since your wedding day.
Marge : [slamming the door in their faces] Get out of here, you *ghouls*! Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.
[the power goes out]
Marge : Huh?
[sticking her head out the kitchen window]
Marge : Uh, excuse me. Sir, I think there's been a mistake.
Electrician : [up on a utility pole] Oh, no. No mistake. Your electricity's in the name of Homer J. Simpson, deceased. The juice stays off 'til you get a job or a generator. Oh, and, uh, my deepest sympathies.