- Homer: Thanks for the beer, Moe. But before Lisa died, she made this tape that I think you should hear.
- Lisa Simpson: [on tape] Dear Moe. If anything should ever happen to me, I want you to tear up my dad's tab, and pour cocktail onions... Dad, I can't.
- Homer: [in a threatening voice] Read it!
- Lisa Simpson: ...pour cocktail onions down your pants...
- Homer: [after Kentucky Fried Panda has been destroyed by a runaway tree] No! It was finger Ling-Ling good!
- Ned Flanders: [after ringing the door] Homer? It's Neddy. I baked you a little something to ease the pain.
- Homer: [panicking] Oh! Must hide Lisa!
- [makes Lisa up to look like Maggie]
- Homer: [in a high-pitched voice] Come in!
- Lisa Simpson: Do you think I could join Dirt First?
- Jesse Grass: Well... we might have an opening at the poser level.
- Jesse Grass: [Krusty and the police are firing beanbags at him and his fellow protesters] You can't silence the truth with beanbags!
- [Is immediately knocked off the building]