The Simpsons (TV Series)
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation (2002)
Pamela Hayden: Taxicab Conversations Announcer
Quotes
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Homer : All right, time for my favorite show.
'Monkey Trauma Center' Announcer : "MTC: Monkey Trauma Center" will not be seen tonight...
Homer : [disappointed] Aw.
'Monkey Trauma Center' Announcer : ...so we may proudly present this much cheaper show.
Taxicab Conversations Announcer : [sultry voice] "Taxicab Conversations."
Lisa : Hey, I read about this show in "Teen Modern Maturity". They film passengers with hidden cameras and catch them at their most uninhibited.
Marge : That explains that.
Female Cab Driver : [leaving a nightclub, Disco Stu gets in her cab] Looks like somebody got down tonight.
Disco Stu : Disco Stu always gets down, baby. 'Cause when the beat is hot, the...
[sighing]
Disco Stu : Hey, can you keep a secret?
Female Cab Driver : What is it, hon?
Disco Stu : [dropping his act] I hate disco. It's all I've talked about for so long that people think I'm a one-note guy. It's just getting harder, you know?
Lisa : I had no idea Disco Stu was so complex.