The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homie the Clown (1995)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Child
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Quotes
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[hallucinates that the other Simpsons are clowns]
Homer : Marge?
Marge Simpson : Yes, Homie?
[starts humming the "Barnum and Bailey Circus" theme]
Homer : [no longer from his viewpoint] That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
[leaves]
Bart Simpson : I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
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Child : [the kids cheer and applaud as Estonian Dwarf, dressed like a cartoony burglar, appears] It's the Krusty Burglar!
Homer : [as the KB tries to steal one of the giant prop burgers, Homer takes notice; gasps] Oh my God, he's stealing all the burgers! Why you little... !
[he tackles Estonian Dwarf, slamming him against the pavement and punching him]
Krusty Burger Representative : [tries unsuccessfully to break them up] It's... it's... all just... just... just an act.
Child : [the children watch, horrified] Stop! Sto-ho-ho-hop, he's already dead!
Krusty Burger Representative : [Krusty Burger employees pull Homer away, as Estonian Dwarf lays on the ground prostrate] Uh... Krusty the Clown, everybody!
[the children still look on in horror, as one or two clap uncomfortably]
Estonian Dwarf : [weakly] Please look at my Medic-Alert bracelet. Ohhhh.