The Simpsons (TV Series)
Das Bus (1998)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson
Quotes
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Bart : Woah! God is so in your face!
Homer Simpson : Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character.
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Marge Simpson : What exactly is it your company does again?
Homer Simpson : This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice. Come on, Marge, you're good at these! Help me out!
Marge Simpson : How about... Compuglobalhypermeganet?
Homer Simpson : Fine, it's not important. What really matters is my title. I think I'll make myself... vice president. No, wait! Junior vice president!
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Homer Simpson : Welcome to the internet, my friend, how can I help you?
Comic Book Guy : I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer Simpson : [stares blankly for a few seconds] Can I have some money now?
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Homer Simpson : [reading an envelope in his mailbox] "Flancrest Enterprizses"?
Ned Flanders : Oops. That's for me. Flancrest Enterprises is my home business,
Homer Simpson : You liar! You don't have a home business! Why would you make up a lie like that?
Ned Flanders : No, it's true. Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the internet.
Homer Simpson : Internet, eh?
Ned Flanders : Yes, indeedy. Making some good scratch too.
Homer Simpson : Scratch, eh?
Ned Flanders : Yep.
Homer Simpson : Maude, eh?
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Homer Simpson : [on the phone] Uh, can't make it in today, Mr. Smithers. I have smallpox. Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house!
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Homer Simpson : Oh, they have the internet on computers now!
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[Homer is collecting the mail]
Homer Simpson : Water bill, third notice. Jury duty, third notice. Mortgage bill. Ooh! Second notice.
[drops the envelope down the storm drain]
