- Derek Taylor: She doesn't look like she laps water out of the bowl.
- Ricky Stratton: No - she's fine.
- Derek Taylor: Oh, I get it. The old porch light's out.
- Derek Taylor: You're just lucky you've got me on your side.
- Ricky Stratton: This must be the lowest moment of my life.
- Ricky Stratton: It's not funny, Kate.
- Kate Summers: I -- I know. It's just that I'm a little surprised to see you two hit it off so well.
- Ricky Stratton: Well, Barbra grows on you.
- [Kate exits]
- Ricky Stratton: So do warts.
- Ricky Stratton: Listen, guys, if you get together, there's gonna be trouble. Derek, she's bad news. And, Barbra, he's terrible. Don't you guys realize that you'd be... the perfect couple.
- [last lines]
- Barbra Webster: Hello, blue eyes. You miss me?
- Ricky Stratton: Does Roy Rogers miss Trigger?
- Barbra Webster: Did you know that Roy had Trigger stuffed?
- Ricky Stratton: There's a thought.
- Derek Taylor: Hi, Rick.
- Ricky Stratton: Derek, am I ever glad to see you.
- Derek Taylor: You are? There's something wrong, right?
- Ricky Stratton: Of course, there's something wrong. I said I was glad to see you, didn't I?
- Derek Taylor: What's the problem?
- Ricky Stratton: Well, for one thing, she's blackmailing me.
- Derek Taylor: Really? Wow... beauty, brains, and a great personality!
- Ricky Stratton: Derek, you're a genius! You're the best friend a guy ever had.
- Derek Taylor: Hey, you mean it?
- Ricky Stratton: Just practicing.
- Ricky Stratton: Why are you smiling?
- Barbra Webster: Because I knew you were lying.
- Ricky Stratton: Oh, come on. I had you fooled. After all, you were kissed by The Ricker.
- Barbra Webster: You know, when I walked through that door, I was expecting just another dull day. And then I saw you. I said to myself, "Gorgeous, there stands a lucky dude."
- Ricky Stratton: That's funny. I read my horoscope today and all it said was "Avoid seafood."
- Barbra Webster: I like a man who plays hard to get.
- Ricky Stratton: Is that a coincidence? That's the way I like my women.
- Barbra Webster: You know why your dad wants to hire me? Because I know what's hot. And babe...
- [makes a sizzling sound]
- Barbra Webster: ... you're hot.
- Ricky Stratton: Careful, you don't wanna burn yourself.