Silver Spoons (TV Series)
The Toy Wonder (1983)
Ricky Schroder: Ricky Stratton
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Quotes
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Ricky Stratton : Has anybody ever told you you're a little... intense?
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Derek Taylor : She doesn't look like she laps water out of the bowl.
Ricky Stratton : No - she's fine.
Derek Taylor : Oh, I get it. The old porch light's out.
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Derek Taylor : You're just lucky you've got me on your side.
Ricky Stratton : This must be the lowest moment of my life.
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Barbra Webster : Wait a minute - what's happenin' here?
Ricky Stratton : We're happenin', woman!
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Ricky Stratton : It's not funny, Kate.
Kate Summers : I -- I know. It's just that I'm a little surprised to see you two hit it off so well.
Ricky Stratton : Well, Barbra grows on you.
[Kate exits]
Ricky Stratton : So do warts.
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Ricky Stratton : Listen, guys, if you get together, there's gonna be trouble. Derek, she's bad news. And, Barbra, he's terrible. Don't you guys realize that you'd be... the perfect couple.
[last lines]
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Barbra Webster : Hello, blue eyes. You miss me?
Ricky Stratton : Does Roy Rogers miss Trigger?
Barbra Webster : Did you know that Roy had Trigger stuffed?
Ricky Stratton : There's a thought.
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Derek Taylor : Hi, Rick.
Ricky Stratton : Derek, am I ever glad to see you.
Derek Taylor : You are? There's something wrong, right?
Ricky Stratton : Of course, there's something wrong. I said I was glad to see you, didn't I?
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Derek Taylor : What's the problem?
Ricky Stratton : Well, for one thing, she's blackmailing me.
Derek Taylor : Really? Wow... beauty, brains, and a great personality!
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Ricky Stratton : Derek, you're a genius! You're the best friend a guy ever had.
Derek Taylor : Hey, you mean it?
Ricky Stratton : Just practicing.
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Ricky Stratton : Why are you smiling?
Barbra Webster : Because I knew you were lying.
Ricky Stratton : Oh, come on. I had you fooled. After all, you were kissed by The Ricker.
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Barbra Webster : You know, when I walked through that door, I was expecting just another dull day. And then I saw you. I said to myself, "Gorgeous, there stands a lucky dude."
Ricky Stratton : That's funny. I read my horoscope today and all it said was "Avoid seafood."
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Barbra Webster : I like a man who plays hard to get.
Ricky Stratton : Is that a coincidence? That's the way I like my women.
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Barbra Webster : You know why your dad wants to hire me? Because I know what's hot. And babe...
[makes a sizzling sound]
Barbra Webster : ... you're hot.
Ricky Stratton : Careful, you don't wanna burn yourself.