- Ricky Stratton: I just don't go for this "new morality" stuff. What can I say? I'm an old-fashioned guy.
- Derek Taylor: Boy, some nerds have all the luck.
- Ricky Stratton: What are you talking about?
- Derek Taylor: Don't you realize what's going on here? Kate's got the hots for you.
- Ricky Stratton: Derek, I think your athlete's foot has finally spread to your brain.