Silk Stalkings (TV Series)

Teacher's Pet (1998)

Jaime Pressly: Kara Delaney

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Quotes 

• Kara Delaney : After we got out of the pool, we took a shortcut through the gym to get back to my car. And then we saw him... just hanging there.

• Kara Delaney : Do people really touch dead bodies when they find them?

  Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : Yeah, sometimes.

  Kara Delaney : Why?

  Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : Well, I think it's their instinct to try to save the person before they call for help.

  Kara Delaney : Right.

  [inquiry seems to be over] 

  Kara Delaney : That's it?

  Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : Yeah.

  Kara Delaney : Listen... uhm...

  [hands over phone number] 

  Kara Delaney : In case you wanna talk to me any more for any reason, feel free to call my cellphone. Any time... Whatever you want. Just name it.

• Kara Delaney : [schoolgirls imitating parents]  "Young lady, we're paying an outrageous amount of money so that you can have the privilege of..."

  Campbell : "... wearing a *very* ugly uniform."

• Kara Delaney : We tried everything. Drink, drugs, sex with boys, sex with girls... We started getting bored.

  Sam : Everybody wonders what it would be like to have sex with a teacher. We actually did it.

  Kara Delaney : Our plan was to all seduce Richards one by one.

  Campbell : We knew he was vulnerable.

  Kara Delaney : Then one day I got to thinking what it would be like to kill somebody.

  Sam : Everybody wonders. But we did it.

  Campbell : Killing two birds with one stone, you might say.

  [chuckles] 

  Kara Delaney : [chuckles]  I did him first. He was easy.

  Campbell : Then I had him.

  Sam : When I asked him to meet me in the gym that night he must have felt like a little kid at Christmas.

  Kara Delaney : Then, when he was having sex with Sam, Campbell and I snuck around from behind and slipped the noose over his neck.

  Campbell : By the time he figured out what was going on...

  [shakes her head] 

  Campbell : he was already strung up.

  Sam : We talked to him the whole time he was dying. He took more than twenty minutes. We each told him how good...

  Kara Delaney : ...or bad...

  Sam : ...he was in bed.

  Campbell : Then he died just like that. You know, no more struggle, no more breathing. Just...

  [shakes her head] 

  Campbell : stiff.

  Kara Delaney : After making it look like a suicide, we went swimming in the pool to cool off...

  Sam : ...and clean up.

  [Kara giggles] 

  Campbell : And then we pretended to find him.