- Emil Rossler: [to Donnie 'Dogs'] While we await your special order...
- [smiles]
- Emil Rossler: perhaps your lovely gem appraiser here would like to try on some jewelry.
- Shelby Kelman: Stick it, Slick. You don't have stones big enough for me.
- [Donnie 'Dogs' chuckles heartily]
- Donnie 'Dogs' DiBarto: [commenting on model's diamond-encrusted anklet] Handcuffs for your ankles. Very nice.
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Gemology, huh? Why gemology?
- Shelby Kelman: Well, when I was little, we didn't have a lot of money. And I used to watch all these rich people on TV with lots of jewelry. And I always thought it's so glamorous.
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Glamorous, huh?
- Shelby Kelman: I got my very first diamond in the eleventh grade. Billy Wilson.
- [nods]
- Shelby Kelman: He gave me the teeny-tiniest little chip in a friendship ring.
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Did it work?
- Shelby Kelman: No.
- [shakes her head]
- Shelby Kelman: Are you guys all alike?
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: No, we're not all alike. I... I always figured you give a girl a diamond after you fell in love.
- Shelby Kelman: You mean, after you slept with her.
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: No. It's got nothing to do with love.
- Shelby Kelman: Have you ever given anyone a diamond?
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Not yet.
- [they kiss]