She-Wolf of London (TV Series)
Nice Girls Don't (1990)
Kate Hodge: Randi Wallace
Quotes
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Ernest : Look at me! What do you see?
Aunt Elsa : A lunatic!
Ernest : [to Randi] What do you see?
Randi Wallace : A senior citizen...
Dr. Ian Matheson : With no fashion sense?
Ernest : That's my problem.
Mum Matheson : Surely you can find a friend to shop with you.
Ernest : You don't understand. I'm Ernest Wallingren and I'm only 27 years old!
[Ernest keels over from a heart attack]
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[discussing a hotel clerk's reactions]
Randi Wallace : Funny that he thought we were married.
Dr. Ian Matheson : Funnier than you know.
Randi Wallace : I never really thought about it, but I shouldn't be surprised. After all, we've gone through a lot more together than most married couples.
Dr. Ian Matheson : There's no disputing that, but...
Randi Wallace : Then again, we're closer than most married couples. After all, how many wives let their husbands chain them up every month?
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[watching a kinky sex scene on television]
Randi Wallace : I knew there was more to English television than Masterpiece Theatre.
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[pulling a book called "A Bachelor's Guide to London" from the hotel room's desk drawer]
Randi Wallace : Now in a normal hotel room, this would be a Bible.
[Ian swings the whip he found in another drawer]
Dr. Ian Matheson : In Ernest's hotel room, that probably *is* the Bible.
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Dr. Ian Matheson : Oh, look, now we know what kind of man Ernest Wallingren is, can we please leave?
Randi Wallace : Look, we know he's a smut hound, but the question is, is he a 30-year old smut hound or is he a 90-year-old smut hound?
Dr. Ian Matheson : No. The question is, what business is it of ours?
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[Randi has captured the succubus who attacked Ian]
Randi Wallace : I want you to give my friend his youth back.
[Robin laughs derisively]
Randi Wallace : His youth for your freedom - what's so funny about that?
Robin : What did you have for lunch today?
Randi Wallace : Steak and kidney pie. What does that have to do with anything?
Robin : If a cow came up to you and asked for her organs back, wouldn't you laugh?
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[Randi discovered that a mirror's reflection can slay a succubus]
Randi Wallace : I guess there's more than one way to kill a succubus.
Dr. Ian Matheson : A remarkable and timely discovery, but there must be easier ways to become teacher's pet.
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Randi Wallace : Wait, wait, wait wait wait. Ah-ha!
Dr. Ian Matheson : Ah-ha again. Now what? A pornographic gelatin mold? Ernest's whip collection? A life-size inflatable party girl?
Dr. Ian Matheson : No, proof. Remember what he was wearing?
[Randi pulls a garish set of mismatched tweeds from Ernest's armoire]