Rolf Saxon: Charlie Bodine

Quotes 

• Randi Wallace : Who in the hell do you think you are?

  Charlie Bodine : My flight was fine, thank you, though the jet lag is killing me.

  Randi Wallace : Not before I do, it won't.

• [Randi is leading a tour in the British Museum] 

  Charlie Bodine : Randi, what are you doing here?

  Randi Wallace : I'm fascinated with Gilgamesh.

  Charlie Bodine : So, see the movie. It will be out next Christmas - you're going to love the car chase through the Vatican.

• Randi Wallace : You leaving?

  Charlie Bodine : Yeah. I've been here a couple of weeks - in Hollywood time, that's a couple of centuries - so I want to get back before I'm ancient history.

• [due to Randi's rampage as a werewolf, her plane has made an emergency landing] 

  Annie : You're impeding the orderly deplaning of the passengers.

  Charlie Bodine : I'm looking for my girlfriend.

  Annie : Look for her *outside* the plane.

  Charlie Bodine : Don't mess with me, honey. I'm a Prestige Club Frequent Flyer, all right?

  Annie : And I'm a ticked-off black belt!