Kate Hodge: Randi Wallace

Quotes 

• [speaking at Ian's grave] 

  Randi Wallace : It's been hard without you, Ian. I feel so... lost and alone. You see, I could face my curse before because I knew you were always going to be there, you know, when I changed and when I came back. I don't know if I can make it without you. I don't know if I want to. Well, goodbye, Ian.

• Randi Wallace : Who in the hell do you think you are?

  Charlie Bodine : My flight was fine, thank you, though the jet lag is killing me.

  Randi Wallace : Not before I do, it won't.

• [Ian's corpse has risen from his grave] 

  Dr. Ian Matheson : Shh! It's me!

  Randi Wallace : But you're dead!

  Dr. Ian Matheson : I'm not thrilled about it, either.

• Randi Wallace : I'll help you find a cure for this, I promise.

  Dr. Ian Matheson : Sounds familiar.

  Randi Wallace : Now we have something in common.

  Dr. Ian Matheson : I'm dead, you're a werewolf... what a delightful couple. Imagine our children.

• [Randi is leading a tour in the British Museum] 

  Charlie Bodine : Randi, what are you doing here?

  Randi Wallace : I'm fascinated with Gilgamesh.

  Charlie Bodine : So, see the movie. It will be out next Christmas - you're going to love the car chase through the Vatican.

• Samantha Stevens : Why despair? You are about to take part in a monumental event - my ascension to power and complete dominion over the dead!

  Randi Wallace : I'd rather watch.

• [Ian has vanquished the zombies and rescued Randi] 

  Randi Wallace : Ian, I don't know about you, but I am just dead.

• Randi Wallace : You leaving?

  Charlie Bodine : Yeah. I've been here a couple of weeks - in Hollywood time, that's a couple of centuries - so I want to get back before I'm ancient history.

• [last lines] 

  [discussing Ian's new movie script] 

  Randi Wallace : So, am I in it?

  Dr. Ian Matheson : In a big way, but you'll have to wait to see it on the silver screen.

  [Randi grabs Ian's script and begins to read] 

  Randi Wallace : "Randi enters the classroom in her typically clumsy manner."

  Dr. Ian Matheson : It's a rough draft.

  Randi Wallace : "She can't take her eyes off him as she settles in her desk. Her large full breasts..." Ugh.

  Dr. Ian Matheson : Very rough.

  Randi Wallace : "... heaving with each wanton, lusty breath of unrequited desire."

  Dr. Ian Matheson : I said your part was a big one.

  Randi Wallace : Well, it's about to be cut.

  [Randi tears the script to shreds]