She-Wolf of London (TV Series)
Can't Keep a Dead Man Down: Part Two (1990)
Neil Dickson: Dr. Ian Matheson
Quotes
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[Ian's corpse has risen from his grave]
Dr. Ian Matheson : Shh! It's me!
Randi Wallace : But you're dead!
Dr. Ian Matheson : I'm not thrilled about it, either.
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Randi Wallace : I'll help you find a cure for this, I promise.
Dr. Ian Matheson : Sounds familiar.
Randi Wallace : Now we have something in common.
Dr. Ian Matheson : I'm dead, you're a werewolf... what a delightful couple. Imagine our children.
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Samantha Stevens : So glad you decided to publish... and perish.
Dr. Ian Matheson : I always thought of hell as an eternal faculty meeting listening to your jokes. It seems I was right.
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Samantha Stevens : I have plans for you.
Dr. Ian Matheson : I'll die first!
Samantha Stevens : You already have.
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Dr. Ian Matheson : I knew that Dr. Stevens was after the lightning bolt, but I couldn't prove it so I faked my own death and dogged her every move.
Aunt Elsa : Well, why didn't you go to the police?
Dr. Ian Matheson : And say what? That the respected scholar who just fired me was plotting to steal the British Museum's most-prized antiquity?
Mum Matheson : Yes! And the next time you're dead, you better be or I'll kill you myself!
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[last lines]
[discussing Ian's new movie script]
Randi Wallace : So, am I in it?
Dr. Ian Matheson : In a big way, but you'll have to wait to see it on the silver screen.
[Randi grabs Ian's script and begins to read]
Randi Wallace : "Randi enters the classroom in her typically clumsy manner."
Dr. Ian Matheson : It's a rough draft.
Randi Wallace : "She can't take her eyes off him as she settles in her desk. Her large full breasts..." Ugh.
Dr. Ian Matheson : Very rough.
Randi Wallace : "... heaving with each wanton, lusty breath of unrequited desire."
Dr. Ian Matheson : I said your part was a big one.
Randi Wallace : Well, it's about to be cut.
[Randi tears the script to shreds]
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[Ian has just recapped the previous week's episode, including his murder and Randi's abduction]
Dr. Ian Matheson : [narrating] All in all, I've had better weeks.