- Fiona Gallagher: Debbie missed him like mad, until she realised he was only a walk away and Sheila was lovely.
- Frank Gallagher: Is he still here?
- Fiona Gallagher: Steve, no he's nipped home to get changed.
- Frank Gallagher: Well, tell him not too bother coming back.
- Fiona Gallagher: Dad, he just spent 500 quid bailing you out.
- Frank Gallagher: And why would he do that, eh? When I woke up in France in the middle of a park looking like a fucking dosser, all I could smell was orange air freshener, middle of a park, orange freshener. I've just spent five hours in the back of his car same? fucking? smell! He did this.
- Lip: [talking about Frank who has just headbutted Ian] You should've twatted him back.
- Ian Gallagher: If I ever do that I'll kill him.
- Lip: So, seven years for murder, get laid as often as you want, tattoos. Gay heaven.
- Steve: [Steve walks into the kitchen and nicks one of Debbie's toast soldiers and dips into the yoke of Carl's fried egg] I bet you hate it when that happens.
- Ian Gallagher: They're his tits.
- Steve: What?
- Ian Gallagher: It's the only reason he does eggs and he's just licked that one.
- Lip: And with a stonking abscess so a bit more protein than you banked on, Steve!