- Carrie: When Charles Dickens wrote: "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times" - I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend.
- Carrie: It was a force bigger than me. Like, Niagara Falls, or something, you know?
- Charlotte York: No, I don't know. He's married.
- Carrie: I know he's married.
- Charlotte York: That makes you the other woman. You're the other woman!
- Carrie: I am not the other woman! I'm not! I mean, I know I am, but I am not that woman. Please, Charlotte. I feel bad enough already.
- Charlotte York: Good. You should feel bad. Do you ever think about how she'd feel if she found out?
- Carrie: Yes, I think it about all the time.
- Charlotte York: No, you don't! You think about what would happen to YOU if she found out. You don't think about her. She's just the idiot wife. You don't know anything about her.
- Carrie: Okay, in a minute I'm going to suffocate myself in this bubble wrap.
- Charlotte York: This isn't a joke, Carrie. They took vows, vows he broke. I'm getting married in three weeks. How would you feel if someone did this to me?
- Carrie: I would kill them.
- Charlotte York: How could you do this? I mean, you're my maid of honor.
- Carrie: I'm getting out. I am. Can I please help you pack now?
- [voiceover narration]
- Carrie: So we stood and bubble wrapped. The bride to be, and her maid of dishonor.