- Carrie: I've talked to her twice. Once I was in a cowboy hat and once I was in my bra. I'm like friggin' Annie Get Your Clothes On.
- [about "Roman Numeral" guys]
- Samantha Jones: I find that the higher the number, the worse the sex. I went out Some Guy the Third who couldn't even get it up.
- Miranda Hobbes: Imagine how bad Henry VIII must have been.
- Carrie: She's shiny Hair Style Section Vera Wang and I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants.