Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Cadillac (1996)
Barney Martin: Morty Seinfeld
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Quotes
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Morty : Alright, are you ready to eat?
Helen : Oh, right, let's go. Jerry, let's go, it's time to eat. We're going to dinner.
Jerry Seinfeld : Dinner? What time is it?
Helen : It's 4:30
Jerry Seinfeld : 4:30? Who eats dinner at 4:30?
Morty : By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to 5.
Jerry Seinfeld : I don't understand why we have to eat now.
Helen : We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6.
Morty : Yeah. They give you a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato, for $4.95. You know what that cost you after 6?
Jerry Seinfeld : Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat, okay?
Helen : You're not buying us dinner.
Jerry Seinfeld : I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30 to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that!
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Jerry Seinfeld : Well, what d'you think?
Morty : Look at this! Look at this! You bought a Cadillac?
Jerry Seinfeld : I bought it for you. It's yours.
Morty : You what? You bought me a Cadillac?
Jerry Seinfeld : I bought you a Cadillac, here you go.
Helen : Are you out of your mind?
Jerry Seinfeld : What?
Morty : You don't want it? Are you kidding?
Helen : He's not buying us a Cadillac.
Morty : What are you, nuts?
Helen : It's a very nice gesture Jerry, but take it back.
Morty : Can you believe this?
Helen : I'm not letting him buy us a Cadillac. He hasn't got that kind of money.
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Herb : Building A. Are you for, or against, the motion to impeach?
Ralph : What does that mean?
Herb : It means, if you're for the motion, you're against Morty
Ralph : So why don't you say that?
Herb : Hey, I'm running the meeting
Ralph : If you think so
Herb : Building A?
Bldg 'A' : For impeachment
Herb : Building B?
Bldg 'B' : Against impeachment
Herb : Building C?
Bldg 'C' : For impeachment
Herb : Building D?
Mrs. Choate : Against impeachment
Jack Klompus : [to Morty] I can't believe you got that old bag!
[Jack's "old bag" remark triggers Mrs. Choate's memory of Jerry accosting her in New York for her marble rye bread]
Mrs. Choate : [to Morty] It's him, It's your son. Now I know where I saw him. He stole my marble rye
Morty : My son never stole anything. He's a good boy
Ralph : They should lock him up
Mrs. Choate : Like father, like son. I change my vote, I vote to impeach!
Bldg 'B' : Me too. I change my vote
Herb : All those in favour, say aye.
Ralph , Jack Klompus , Mrs. Choate , Bldg 'A' , Bldg 'B' , Bldg 'C' : AYE!
Herb : All opposed?
[Morty raises his hand]
Herb : The ayes have it. The motion passes.
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Jack Klompus : Bernie, look who's eating at six o'clock. Your suddenly well-to-do president. But, you enjoy your last meal in office. Tomorrow, they kick you out, you'll have plenty of time to drive around in your Cadillac
Morty : They're not kicking me out. You don't have the votes
Jack Klompus : That's what you think
Morty : We'll see
Jack Klompus : Yes we will
