Sealab 2021 (TV Series)
Chickmate (2001)
Kate Miller: Debbie DuPree
Quotes
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Hesh : Hesh wants some sex!
Derek 'Stormy' Waters : Hesh! Get off! My tape's playing!
Hesh : Shut up. Debbie, get down here... give Hesh some sex.
Derek 'Stormy' Waters : Hesh, this isn't funny.
Hesh : You'll be real funny when I crack you with a pipe.
Derek 'Stormy' Waters : Okay, I'm coming down there.
Hesh : Shut up.
Debbie DuPree : Well now... Hesh
Hesh : Shut up!
Debbie DuPree : Um, okay... why do you think you would make a good father?
Hesh : Um... gimme a second... uh... sex.
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[suggesting they eat Debbie's child]
Sparks : Like veal... only babies.
Debbie DuPree : WHAT?
Sparks : And I'm talkin' real baby-back ribs...
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Captain Murphy : Do you want the moustache on, or off?
Debbie DuPree : Off, please.
Captain Murphy : Too bad.
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Sparks : Debbie, I have something for you.
Debbie DuPree : Oh yeah? What?
Sparks : A book.
Debbie DuPree : What's the book?
Sparks : "A Modest Proposal".
Debbie DuPree : Who's it by?
Sparks : Jonathan Swift.
Debbie DuPree : And what's the book about?
[pause]
Sparks : Eating babies.
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[Debbie runs past in her underwear, screaming]
Debbie DuPree : I am a fertile goddess and I must have a baby!
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Captain Murphy : Well, as long as the baby doesn't touch my stash.
Debbie DuPree : Your what?
Captain Murphy : ...Heh, heh, moustache!