Scrubs (TV Series)

My Unicorn (2004)

Matthew Perry: Murray

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Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : What's your problem with your dad?

  Murray Marks : Well, for starters, he named my Murray. That's an old man's name.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, come on. No, it isn't.

  Murray Marks : [looks down a hallway, and shouts]  Murray!

  Old "Murray"s : [several old men poke their heads out of their rooms]  What?

  Murray Marks : Everything my father's ever done was designed to humiliate me.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Murray.

  Old "Murray"s : [several old men poke their heads out of their rooms]  What?

  Murray Marks : What?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, the youngest Murray.

  [all but one old Murray retreat] 

  Old Murray : I'm 68!

  Murray Marks : 34!

  Old Murray : Dang it!

• Murray Marks : Whenever I'm around the guy, I'm invisible.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, come on, you're exaggerating.

  Gregory Marks : [as he sings to some of the hospital staff]  Heeey, good lookin', whaaa'cha got cookin'? How's about cooking something up with me!

  Murray Marks : See what I mean?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Shhh! I love this song.

• Murray Marks : You don't know what it was like having him as a father. He had me in his shadows my whole life. He actually sang at my senior prom. My date threw her panties on stage, first and last time I saw them by the way.

• Murray Marks : He's not my dad, he's my fake dad which means what my fake cousin Samantha and I almost did in the 10th grade would have been beautiful and right.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Been there with my gram-gram.

• Mickey : I'm a pretty airplane! Board me.

  Murray Marks : He's a little off.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : He smells like fuel.

  Murray Marks : He's an airplane.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [to Murray]  OK. The song goes like this: "You were wrong, I was right... I found his son, I found his son, I found his son!" And then you jump out and yell, "That's me!"

  Murray Marks : Yeah, but wouldn't it be funnier if I jumped out on the second "I found your son", you know, just to get it out there?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Yeah, but then who's gonna be singing the song? 'Cause it sure won't be me!

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Sometimes Dr. Cox is all over me like every second of my life.

  Murray Marks : Why do you keep talking about your boss like he's your father.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Remember? Recently deceased dad?

  Murray Marks : Massive heart attack!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Yes! I mean, yes.