Scrubs (TV Series)

My Two Dads (2001)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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Quotes 

• J.D. : Nah, this is my roommate's badge, so we must have switched them this morning when we...

  Dr. Kelso : That's a great anecdote, you should write that down in your journal so your kids can read it when you're dead.

• Dr. Elliot Reid : At what point did I become a crazy person?

  J.D. : Oh, come on. Yes, exposing yourself to a dead guy might have been a tad unorthodox; and yes, it might be a little hard to live down... .

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [Long pause]  I'm waiting for the "but."

  J.D. : So's everyone else around here.

  [Rim shot. J.D. snickers. Elliot stops and looks at him] 

  J.D. : Oh, that's not funny.