Scrubs (TV Series)

My Tuscaloosa Heart (2002)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Sir... whatever happened to Bunny? We gotta know.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Well, actually, the music came before Bunny. I learned to play the guitar growing up as a young rapscallion in Mississippi; but things didn't really take off until I moved to Memphis. Then I met the Colonel, and the hits just kept coming! Unfortunately, it went to my head, I gained a lot of weight, started wearing a white jumpsuit and ate tranquilizers like they were trail mix.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Sir...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Then, in 1977, I died on the toilet...

  [scary grin] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Or did I?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You never played the guitar, did you?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Son, that crap is for hippies. Now for God's sake, get back to work!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Yes sir.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : [Elvis]  Thank you very much.