Scrubs (TV Series)

My Tuscaloosa Heart (2002)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

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Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : 'My Bunny's a Baby Blue', 'Bunny How Things Change', 'B-U-N-N-Y Spells Love to Me'. Ten songs about "Bunny"; not one song about his wife.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : That's because it's physically impossible to write a love song about anyone named "Enid".

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Turk, don't you get it? This tape shows exactly why Kelso is... Kelso! I mean, he--he used to be this beautiful, wonderful, sweet, caring man; he--he found the love of his life and somehow she slipped through his hands.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [moved]  Oh, that is so sad.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Have you guys ever stopped to think that maybe Bunny is just a real bunny?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Baby, that's just stupid.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [Considering this]  Yeah, I know.

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Sir... whatever happened to Bunny? We gotta know.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Well, actually, the music came before Bunny. I learned to play the guitar growing up as a young rapscallion in Mississippi; but things didn't really take off until I moved to Memphis. Then I met the Colonel, and the hits just kept coming! Unfortunately, it went to my head, I gained a lot of weight, started wearing a white jumpsuit and ate tranquilizers like they were trail mix.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Sir...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Then, in 1977, I died on the toilet...

  [scary grin] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Or did I?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You never played the guitar, did you?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Son, that crap is for hippies. Now for God's sake, get back to work!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Yes sir.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : [Elvis]  Thank you very much.