Quotes
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J.D. : Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! And shut up! Okay? Who are you people to give me advice about anything? All you do is just bitch about your relationships all day long!
[to Dr. Cox]
J.D. : And you know what? Glare all you want, Big Dog, okay, cause I'm not afraid of you. Oh, no! Jordan's only paying attention to the baby! That must be so hard for Dr. Look-At-Me! Isn't it? Look at me!
[to Turk and Carla]
J.D. : And you two? Come on, you're arguing since you got engaged? Wow, you're probably the first couple that's ever done that, ever! It can't be that you're just scared, is it?
[to Elliot]
J.D. : And you! Y-you know what, let's just - let's just forget for one second that a month ago you told me you couldn't be in a relationship with anyone. Because, for me, it's actually fun to watch you sabotage a relationship from the outside, it really is. Honestly, the only thing that gives me comfort, you guys, is while I'm sitting at home, staring at the ceiling, just wishing that I had someone to talk to, is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are!
[storms out as Laverne comes in]
Nurse Laverne Roberts : Did I miss something good?
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[Carla is escorting a patient, a boy named Ralphie, to Pediatrics]
Carla : Come on, Ralphie.
[he notices her engagement ring]
Ralphie : I had that inside of me.
Nurse Roberts : What, now?
Carla : He's just making stuff up. Come on.
Ralphie : I swallowed that ring, and my dad had to wait for me to go Number Two. And the black doctor gave me ten bucks to keep my mouth shut.
[Carla gasps and drags Ralphie down the hall]
Nurse Roberts : [to herself] Mm. Good show today.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : [to Carla] Baby. You've always known about my sleep toots. Hell, you used to imitate the sound they made, remember?
Nurse Laverne Roberts : I make Mr. Roberts wear special air-tight boxer shorts.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [awkward pause] Laverne, I wrote the guest list for this conversation, and just in case, if you're wondering, you're not on it.
