Quotes
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Dr. Bob Kelso : Ted, have you noticed how happy all the minions are lately?
Ted : I wish I was dead.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Yep. People love working here!
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Dr. Bob Kelso : [J.D. comes out of a fantasy of himself making out with a coma patient's wife] How we doin' today?
J.D. : Oh! We're excellent, sir. No one going to hell in here!