Scrubs (TV Series)
My Self-Examination (2004)
Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso
Quotes
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : I'm ordering more pens. Do you like twisty bottoms or clicky tops?
Dr. Perry Cox : I can't imagine anything I care less about.
Dr. Bob Kelso : [Dr. Kelso enters, struggling with the pen in his hand] Damn these twisty bottoms. We need some more clicky tops.
Dr. Perry Cox : Not gonna happen, Bob. Here I just told Carla to order a hundred thousand twisty bottoms.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?
Dr. Perry Cox : No, Bob. Everybody gets the same.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Fine. I'll just take these.
[He reaches for a cup of pens on the desk. Dr. Cox slaps the cup across the nurses' station]
Dr. Bob Kelso : You just bought yourself four weekends on call!
[He exits, still struggling with his pen]
Dr. Bob Kelso : Damn twisty bottoms!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You just said you didn't care. Why are you fighting?
Dr. Perry Cox : [whining] I can't stop!
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Dr. Cox
[Dr. Cox looks up]
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Why is your mouth red?
Dr. Perry Cox : Duct tape, 2 hours in a morgue drawer, don't piss off the janitor, end of story.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Okay, I'm ordering more pens. Do you like twisty bottoms or clicky tops?
Dr. Perry Cox : I can't imagine anything I care less about.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Damn these twisty bottoms, we need some more clicky tops.
Dr. Perry Cox : Not gonna happen, Bob. Here I just told Carla to order a hundred thousand twisty bottoms.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?
Dr. Perry Cox : No, Bob, everybody gets the same.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Fine.
[sees a box of clicky top pens]
Dr. Bob Kelso : I'll just take these.
[reaches for pens, Dr. Cox knocks the pens off the counter]
Dr. Bob Kelso : You just bought yourself four weekends on call! Damn twisty bottoms!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You just said you don't care. Why are you fighting?
Dr. Perry Cox : I can't stop.