Scrubs (TV Series)

My Screwup (2004)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Thanks again for helping me look for Carla.

  Janitor : No problem. I'll check the dumpster.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Ah, we're not looking for dead Carla.

  Janitor : That-a-girl. You stay optimistic.

• Dr. Christopher Turk : [Turk is about to have surgery to remove his mole]  You guys, I don't want to do this.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Come on. No one's going to call you names.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I know, but...

  J.D. : FACE!

  [Elliot snickers] 

  J.D. : Butt-face.

  [laughs quietly] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Listen: my butt is fabulous. A slice of that up here,

  [points to his face] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : that's just me spreading the wealth.

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Okay. I have a huge bunion. Sean's coming back in a few weeks. What am I supposed to do?

  J.D. : Well, I think the obvious answer is to draw Sean's face on it and tell him you grew it because you missed him.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Or... it's a simple surgery.

  J.D. : Uh, Turk, I think we already decided on Bunion-face.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [beat]  Cut me the hell up.

  J.D. : [quietly]  Dammit.

• Dr. Christopher Turk : You know, Elliot, you are eventually going to have to take off your sock.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : If I do, then from now on, when one of you guys look at me, all you're going to think of me is "giant gross foot." It's like that security guard with the hook for the hand. All everybody thinks when they look at him is "big giant afro."

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [gasps]  I DO think that.

• Mr. Taylor : So, should I be worried about the old ticker?

  Elliot : Naw, Mr. Taylor, let me worry about that for you.

  Elliot : [thinking]  OH MY GOD, HE'S GONNA DIE!

• Dr. Christopher Turk : You know, Elliot, you are eventually going to have to take off your sock.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : If I do, then from now on, when one of you guys look at me, all you're going to think of me is "giant gross foot." It's like that security guard with the hook for the hand. All everybody thinks when they look at him is "big giant afro."

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [Gasps]  I DO think that.