Scrubs (TV Series)

My Rule of Thumb (2004)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• Dr. Christopher Turk : How'd you get Dr. Cox to like you?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [excited]  Dr. Cox said he liked me?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : No, you're missing the point...

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I need to know three things immediately: Where was he when he said it, what inflection did he use, and had he been drinking? You know what, I don't care about the third one; sometimes when you've been drinking you're the most truthful.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Okay, look, I know Carla's gonna have her little pre-wedding panic attack, and what if she has her good ol' buddy Dr. Cox there to tell her what a jackass I am, huh? Then what?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You know what? I'm glad he was drunk.