Scrubs (TV Series)
My Roommates (2005)
Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa
Quotes
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : You have to move out.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : What? Is this about the bra catapult thing? Because if it's that big a deal, I can throw my own water balloons. I don't need those C-cups.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over] All right, Carla calls the shots. Appeal to her rational side.
[Out loud]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Carla, I totally understand you guys need your space, but with work and my financial situation, finding a new place is gonna be, minimum, two to four years.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Come on, Bambi. Aren't there any other married couples that want to live in a small apartment with a 29-year-old man?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over] She called me a man! Okay, time to play the best friend card.
[Out loud]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Turk, I've always had your back and you always had mine. Are you sure you want to go through with this?
Dr. Christopher Turk : It was my idea.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I banged your first girlfriend.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Chantal?