Scrubs (TV Series)
My Roommates (2005)
John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox
Quotes
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Ron Laver : It's good to see you, buddy.
Dr. Perry Cox : It's great to see you, I'll tell you that.
Ron Laver : Looks like we got ourselves in a walk and hug here. What say we...
Dr. Perry Cox : Yeah, yeah... yeah...
Ron Laver : [coughs] So, look at you, Mr Big Time Doctor!
Dr. Perry Cox : How about you, Mr Big Time... Big... I don't actually know what you do.
Ron Laver : I've told you 100 times, I run mergers and acquisitions for a large private equity hedge fund... you've forgotten already...
Dr. Perry Cox : No, no... you do hedge clipping for a big farm.
Ron Laver : What?
Dr. Perry Cox : You privately acquire hedgehogs... oh, come, on, you got a hog farm, give me a break. Tell me this, how's that super sexy mother of yours?
Ron Laver : You know, your crush on my mom was cute where we were 14, but the woman's 85 now, you need to back off... or you ask her out to dinner: I'll have her pop in her "going out" teeth you can see if there's a real spark...
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Dr. Elliot Reid : I cannot believe what I just heard!
Dr. Perry Cox : The tick-tocking of your biological clock leading you to the corner of Celibate and Spinster way?
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Jordan : You know, this whole competition thing that you have happening with your high school buddy, it is very, very boring. You know, like you were the homecoming king, he was the prom king. You went to medical school, he went to business school. You got divorced, he got divorced.
Dr. Perry Cox : Yeah, but he never has to see his wife anymore, so technically he's got me beat on that one.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Ron's kid doesn't make eye contact, he barely speaks, and he freaked out when you tried to cuddle him. I mean, hell, if he was an adult, he'd be, well... you know... me. But those behaviors in a child could point towards Autism. I think it's pretty obvious what we have to do.
Jordan : Grit our teeth, get through the weekend, never speak to Ron again?
Dr. Perry Cox : Exactly.
