Scrubs (TV Series)
My Rite of Passage (2006)
Neil Flynn: Janitor
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Quotes
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Janitor : [proving a point to JD] Everybody kisses the ass of the person above them.
Dr. Kelso : [to Dr. Mickhead] I was going to be a cardiologist, but I didn't have the heart.
[Mickhead fake-laughs at Dr. Kelso's pun]
Dr. Mickhead : [to Nurse Roberts] I was going to be a psychiatrist, but I was a-freud.
[Nurse Roberts fake-laughs at Dr. Mickhead's pun]
Nurse Roberts : [to cafeteria worker] I was going to be a doctor... But I didn't have the patience.
[cafeteria worker fake-laughs at Nurse Roberts' pun]
Cafeteria Worker : [to homeless guy] I was gonna be a baker, but I couldn't raise the dough.
[homeless guy fake-laughs at Cafeteria Worker's pun]
Homeless Guy : [to his dog] You know, I was gonna have her bring you some chicken, but it was foul.
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Okay gang I'll meet you up in the radiology to talk about Mr. Keets' CAT-Scan. His tumor is getting you big it's starting to look like a three-mor.
[the interns fake laugh]
Janitor : Not funny!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Have you been following me around all day dressed like an intern?
Janitor : Yes. And you're a terrible teacher. I'm not prepared to operate on anyone.