Scrubs (TV Series)
My Porcelain God (2004)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
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Quotes
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Dr. Kevin Casey : Do you plunder?
J.D. : I have been known to plunder...
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J.D. : What's wrong?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Kevin left. Didn't even say goodbye.
J.D. : Elliot, he didn't say goodbye to a lot of people. Just me, Dr. Cox, Carla, Doug, Snoop Dogg Intern...
Intern : Where my hos at?
J.D. : I haven't seen them.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Turk wants to ask you something, and it would mean a lot to the both of us if you said yes.
J.D. : [Voice over] Oh, my God! WOULD I have a threesome with Turk and Carla? Well, it's certainly flattering, and I don't think they'd tell anyone...
Dr. Christopher Turk : Will you be my best man?
J.D. : [disappointed] Oh.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Huh?
J.D. : I mean, YEAH! Of course!