Scrubs (TV Series)
My Overkill (2002)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : First off, I want to thank you all for agreeing to talk.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Bambi, you paged us here.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Be that as it may, I think there are some simple solutions. Dr. Cox, you're angry with me.
Dr. Perry Cox : No, I'm not.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : And you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No, he's not.
Dr. Perry Cox : Actually, I am.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're starting again!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Carla, you're mad Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.
Dr. Christopher Turk : See, trust, woman, trust!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Whatever, the point is that Turk is sorry.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Not anymore.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : I can't believe you thought he was a threat!
Dr. Perry Cox : I'm a threat.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're not in love with me, you idolioze me.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : If we could just try to stay focused...
Dr. Christopher Turk : You're mad because I'm scared of losing you?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Yes, because we're stronger than that!
Dr. Perry Cox : [singing] Apparently not!
Dr. Christopher Turk : You should be glad I never took our relationship for granted, you silly woman!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : If we could just refrain from name-calling...
Dr. Perry Cox : Oprah's right!
Dr. Christopher Turk : Lay off of him!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're just pissed because you're still in love with your ex!
Dr. Perry Cox : [slams his fist down on the table] Okay, that's it! Now, I have killed for so much less than that, and I'll damn sure do it again unless you all shut the hell up right now, and I MEAN NOW!
[they all disperse]
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : How could you let a woman kick you out of your own bed?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, why you have to be so cranky in the morning?
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : This is unacceptable. You said we were gonna sleep head-to-foot.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude, either way the naughty bits are still in the middle.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : I'm going out for Mexican food tonight. And I'll see you in bed, my friend.