Quotes
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr. Cox is naming ass-face, here, at 3. It's too late.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Well maybe it's not too late.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Yeah it is, Carla.
Dr. Molly Clock : Maybe it's not.
Dr. Elliot Reid : You know what, you're right, Molly. Maybe it isn't!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : What the hell?
Dr. Christopher Turk : They're all against you!
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Dr. Christopher Turk : Why don't we just reach up there and tug that bad boy out?
Dr. Cox : It's not a rabbit in a hat. If you tug on it, it's going to break; and if it breaks, he's going to need surgery; and if you perform it, then, of course, he's going to need a casket. Sooo, why don't you just play quietly in your area until the crowd arrives.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Come on, look, bottom line: I really needed a win, I did. And I finally got one and you--ya--you stole it, man!
Dr. Christopher Turk : I needed one, too!
Janitor : Boo-hoo. Where's my win? Think anybody thanks me for cleaning bathrooms?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Janitor, the bathrooms are filthy.
Janitor : Well, no one was thanking me, so I quit cleaning 'em.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : [Carla gives Turk a cookie] Have one, baby. You'll feel better.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Thank you.
Dr. Molly Clock : Turk, I heard your conflict with Dr. Cox escalated? You know, he's already starting to look like the breakout character of my case study? The one that people love to hate?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Ugh.
Dr. Molly Clock : Anyway, in my opinion, it is more effective to address the situation than it is to become self-destructive by over-indulging a sweet tooth.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [Molly leaves. Turk puts down the cookie] She's right.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You don't have that cookie, we're getting a divorce.
Dr. Christopher Turk : But baby, I'm not hungry now.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Eat. It.
[He feebly takes a bite of the cookie]