Scrubs (TV Series)

My Nightingale (2002)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• J.D. : This, this isn't like being a janitor, okay! It's not just like something everybody can do.

  Janitor : Oh. So you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours?

  J.D. : Yes!

  Janitor : Okay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor?

  J.D. : I don't know... the... rough side of a sponge?

  [silence] 

  Janitor : Dammit.