Scrubs (TV Series)

My Nightingale (2002)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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Quotes 

• J.D. : This, this isn't like being a janitor, okay! It's not just like something everybody can do.

  Janitor : Oh. So you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours?

  J.D. : Yes!

  Janitor : Okay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor?

  J.D. : I don't know... the... rough side of a sponge?

  [silence] 

  Janitor : Dammit.

• Ted Buckland : Hey. This is my band. We all work in different departments in the hospital.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Ted, I know, you told me last time that you...

  Ted Buckland : [lead tenor]  Legaaaaaal, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

  Randall : [bass]  Ac-coun-tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

  Crispin : [baritone]  Shipping and receiviiiiiiiiiing, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

  Roy : [high tenor]  On-site property management including pest control, night-time security, non-arboreal gardening services, and tenant-related easements and liens.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Hey, you got promoted!

  Ted Buckland , Randall , Crispin , Roy : [in four-part harmony]  It's about time. He's/I've been busting his/my hump around here for six years. Hmmm-mmm.

• Jordan Sullivan : Good job, D.J.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You know, It's J.D. OK? And at least I remember the names of all MY sexual partners!

  Jordan Sullivan : Well, I'm sure that girl from high school and your bunkmate from Camp Morningwood are extremely impressed.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Camp Meadowood. I made a lanyard.