Scrubs (TV Series)

My New Game (2004)

Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa

Quotes 

• Carla : Miss Myers is ready to have her bandages removed now.

  Dr. Cox : Who do you mean, dashboard-face?

  Carla : Yeah, I think she prefers "Miss Myers."

  Dr. Cox : Well then she probably shouldn't be checking her e-mail while she's driving ninety miles an hour.

• Dr. Cox : You know what? I've got a son, I don't fantasize about Jordan dying as much anymore, and, even though it wasn't planned, I'm actually pretty happy about the way this whole marriage thing has worked out. Sooo, would you please stop your chirping and step away from my personal life?

  Dr. Clock : So what's his wife like?

  Carla : So scary!

• J.D. : So! How you guys gonna celebrate your divorce?

  Turk : By not inviting you!

  J.D. : Oh my God! Dude! I doubted you for a second, why are you so mad?

  Turk : Maybe I needed you to believe in me!

  Carla : I believe in you, baby.

  Turk : Yeah, but we're married - that doesn't count.