Scrubs (TV Series)
My Moment of Un-Truth (2004)
John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox
Quotes
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Dr. Bob Kelso : Dr Reid, why are you using standard macrolides to treat your patient instead of Clo-Veritol?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Uhm... ehm...
Dr. Perry Cox : Oh! Clo-Veritol is a drug? No, honestly, Bob, here I was under the impression that it was a travel agency, what with all the free golf trips they've gone ahead and sent you on.
Dr. Bob Kelso : I'll have you note that I do not authorize any drug for this hospital that I haven't personally researched.
Dr. Elliot Reid : What did the research for Clo-Veritol say, sir?
Dr. Bob Kelso : ..."When life's not fair... at all... use Clo-Veritol".
[leaves. Elliot smiles satisfied]
Dr. Perry Cox : Check out Barbie boo-hottie slamming Big Bob... that a girl!
Dr. Elliot Reid : I have spent the last three years in this hospital getting pushed around because I'm little Barbie from Connecticut. But there's a new toy in town and her name is Bitch-Slap Barbie... from... Connecticut...
Dr. Perry Cox : Still, let's remember that you can't even drive the doctor-car without big daddy sitting right there besides you, because you went ahead and accidentally gave the patient over in bed 4 macrolides and opiates, two medications that, I guarantee you, are gonna make her nauseous.
Dr. Elliot Reid : [scoffs] My patient is fine, and I don't need you...
[sound of the patient vomiting]
Dr. Perry Cox : I roughly think that would be the faint sound of your patient vomiting; you may be having trouble hearing it over the much louder sound of me being right yet again. Ooooh...
[Elliot leaves; Cox looks over himself and sighs]
Dr. Perry Cox : God! My brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me.