Scrubs (TV Series)
My Missed Perception (2006)
Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso
Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : I'm gonna let Big Bob here give the first excuse.
Dr. Kelso : Blah, blah, blah, I'm not doing it.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : Where's the donut truck? I was paged there was a donut track out here!
Dr. Elliot Reid : I got paged there was a handbag sample sale!
Dr. Todd Quinlan : Where's the booby-touching booth?
J.D. : It's weird. It's like everyone was lured out here by the thing they want most in the world.
Dr. Perry Cox : [arriving running, watching J.D] Hey! You're not getting your ass kicked!
Dr. Kelso : Hold the phone... look! Bleachers! Ladder! Bucket of combs! She's trying to take the picture! Scatter!
[everybody runs away]
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [standing on the top of a ladder] Nobody move! Laverne, door!
Nurse Laverne Roberts : [standing on the threshold of the hospital's entrance, holding a broom] Nobody's getting past here, baby!
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Dr. Kelso : How old do you think I am, Dorian?
J.D. : [Voice over] Okay, there's no way to answer that and not get in trouble. Change the subject.
[Out loud]
J.D. : Sir, I would be honored if you and Enid would join me at my place on Sunday for some homemade jambalaya.
Dr. Kelso : Well, it would be good for Enid to get out of the house.
J.D. : [Voice over] Oh my God, he's actually thinking about it. Change the subject back!
[Out loud]
J.D. : You're seventy-eight, sir.
Dr. Kelso : You think I'm that old?
J.D. : Jambalaya.