Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lucky Night (2003)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : [to herself]  What's wrong with me? Here I am, trying not to let fear rule my life anymore, and then... Sean moves away and i don't even have the guts to tell him how I feel...

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [to himself]  ... how I feel. I mean, life's too short not to go for it with Elliot. Plus, now Sean's out of the picture. Stop being such a chicken!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [to himself]  Stop being suck a chicken! I know it's a complicated procedure, but I can do it without Carla, there. What am I so scared of?

  Dr. Perry Cox : [to himself]  What am I so scared of? That I might actually get this job and have no one to blame it on if I fail? Good Lord, I'm pathetic... When was the last time...

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [to herself]  When was the last time he ever apologized for anything? I wanna help him, I do... but in a lot of ways I guess I'm as stubborn as he is. I wish I could make sense out of this...

  The Janitor : [to himself]  I wish I could make sense out of this. 30 cents, to be exact... damn riddle! Easy, Janitor... you'll get this.

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Scalpel.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Scalpel what?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Scalpel, please...

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Here you go, baby. Sorry... Dr Baby

  [giggles] 

  Dr. Wen : Shall we proceed, Dr Baby?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You know, papi, this guy looks a lot like your waxer.

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : The Todd says, what now?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Nothing! She meant her waxer cos... We're... We're working, guys!

  Dr. Wen : No no no, I wanna hear this.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : It's no big deal... I make Turk wax his chest so he doesn't give me a rash.

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : Oh, OK... does she also make you wax your vagina?

  [loughs, then, to Dr Wen] 

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : Sterile high-five!