Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lucky Charm (2005)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : What... what did you do around the apartment while I was gone?

  Jordan Sullivan : Oh! I turned your little office into my pajama closet, I threw out everything in the refrigerator that had the word "jerky" or "whiz" on it, I got rid of all your clothes that make you look like you're 20 years old. Don't worry, I saved your hockey jerseys, although I did move them into my new pajama closet. And for some reason none of the remotes work anymore. And why are you limping?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Fishing. I'm limping from fishing.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : I know that limp!

  Dr. Perry Cox : No, Bob... Bob, no...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : You just got a vasectomy! I had mine done back in '68; ironically that was the same year that Enid discovered pasta and I discovered I'm not attracted to enormous women.

  Dr. Perry Cox : I didn't just get a vasectomy...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Come on, soldier... if I have to force you to drop your pants, I will.

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Perry, believe me when I say I'm proud to welcome you to what I like to call the "Seedless Grapes Club."