Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lips Are Sealed (2005)

Sam Lloyd: Ted Buckland

Quotes 

• J.D. : J.D.: I had to hide from Turk, so I went to the one place that I knew no one would ever venture.

  [enters Ted's office] 

  J.D. : Ted? Ted?

  Ted : A little help!

  J.D. : Ted, what are you doing?

  Ted : I like to do stomach crunches after lunch.

  J.D. : Ted, lunch was four hours ago.

  Ted : Yep, I wasted most of my Tuesday.

  J.D. : It's Wednesday.

  Ted : Aw, man! I missed the Gilmore Girls!